The NBC Guide to Failing Black History Month
1) Celebrate Black History Month by offering some food items on studio menu considered by many as soul food stereotypes. (-30 points)
2) Allow ?uestlove to stop by and see said menu. (-500 points)
3) Allow ?uestlove to use electronic gadget so he can take a picture of menu and tweet it to his 27,876,412 followers. (-8700 points)
4) Apologize to ?uestlove publicly on Twitter by using a new twitter account called @nbcu whose only purpose is for this apology. (-78957694858493784538&485748697*498j888Uiuer845ijtirutir49845^______________ points)
Grand total -78957694858493784538&485748697*498j888UiuerYEAHYEAH
(hat tip to @Marcissist)
Does this running tally factor in the fact that the “apology” was one of those “we’re sorry… if someone was offended (but, for doing it, maybe not so much)” things? In fact, the wording was “We apologize for anyone who was offended by it” (emphasis mine)!
