nate patrin.

“He shouldn’t act like he knows so much about music. He isn’t even a musician.“

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“Where’s he get off, bitching about how much he hated that restaurant? It’s not like he’s Mario Batali or something.”

“God, what a dick, all ‘bluh bluh what a stupid movie’. Has he ever gone behind the camera? No? Fuck him.”

“What do you mean, your car’s a broke-down piece of shit? Pfft, whatever. Maybe if you were Ferry Porsche I’d take your word for it.”

“Yeah, like you’ve ever been President. Shut up.”